A JOKE

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin
his reputation or his marriage,
He paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would
know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply
mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrangefor the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me! and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched asher husband read the card,
turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

"Send extra sauce."


Question from kikuu: Once upon a time, there was this bird called ah seng. One day, she couldnt take it and give birth in the air. "poop~!" the egg came out. How come the egg didnt crack?

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